Everyone Hates Erik Taylor

Everyone DOES hate you, Erik Taylor  and for good reason.  You deserve to be hated.  You are so selfish and self centered that no one else matters to you.  It's ALL about you ALL the time.  You behave as if no one else is important  Unless there is something in it for you,  you are not interested.  You use, and abuse people.

Everyone hates you,  Erik Taylor.  Your family.  Former friends.  Everyone you get involved with.  Everyone who spends enough time with you and  gets to know the REAL you ends up hating you.  Yet you still don't get it. YOU ARE NOT A NICE PERSON,  ERIK!

You are ugly on the outside  and  ugly on the inside.

How Many Times Do I Need To Say This, Erik Taylor?

You are sleazy and low class, Erik Taylor.   You couldn't
tell the truth if you life depended on it.  You are a typical 
loser who pays for sex.  You are  not fun and  you are not 
charming -  you are boring and you are fake.  Your mind 
is  too screwed up  to ever be able to have  any  kind of 
normal,  healthy relationship.  Your priorities  are really 
twisted and  your attempts to impress are just sad.
 
Being around you is a  miserable experience.  I can't 
think anything more  boring than spending  time with 
you when all you try to do is get me into bed.  You 
are lousy in bed and  I am  NOT  going to have sex 
with you ever again!  I am  tired  of hearing all your 
lies.  How  you love me  and  you  care about  me. 
Well, you have a funny way of showing it.  All you 
can do is say those words.  You don't mean them.  
Actions speak louder than words  and  you have
proved that you only care about yourself.
 
You are done taking up my time and wasting my time. 
I've made it VERY clear that I am  NOT  interested. 
You had your chance and you blew it.
If you believe I have any fond feelings towards you, 
you are delusional. We are NOT  friends. 

I can't stand you  and  I  find you  repulsive.
I  AM  NOT  INTERESTED  IN  YOU!  
Get it?   It's OVER!

Erik Taylor, Dork

Erik Taylor doesn't realize that

a dork on a Harley

is still a dork!

Erik is just another fifty year old man

going through a mid life crisis.

I'll say it again.

A dork on a Harley

is still a dork

How Clever You are, Darlin'! You Never Mean a Single Word You Say

There are those who can't  handle the truth 

 & there are those who are never truthful.

Both describe  Erik Taylor.

Erik Taylor is the  type who, when caught in a lie, 

will do everything BUT admit he lied....
He is the KING OF DENIAL when caught lying. 

When caught in a lie Erik often:

* Tells more lies to cover his lie
* DENY DENY DENY
* Pretends he didn't hear you
* Starts insulting you,  calling you names
* He just talks over you, loudly & non stop
* Accuses you of lying
* Describes past events to make you look bad

  (usually he's lying about what really happened)
* Storms off in a huff then pretends nothing

    happened the next time you meet
* Gives explanations that don't make sense
* Explains why  they "weren't really lies"

The truth is that you never know when,

& about what Erik might lie. 

All you need to know is that he will lie

frequently.

Erik Taylor, Musician?

Just how drunk does one have to be to write
something like this : (Actual quote)

"It's all screwed, man.
All of a sudden, I found myself in love...
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
half my time baby
I've been telling you I ain't for sure.
Not for sale. Not for free.
Not seen or to be believed.
I gave ya the upper tupper ring a ling
'cause I got nothing to lose
especially my feeling.
and it ain't going away,
it ain't going away...
like that rise I git on my hell-bound sleigh"

 

Erik Taylor and His Mid-life Crisis

    

Hey,you on the Harley! Yes, you! Erik Taylor! 

Your mid life crisis is showing! You're a typical middle aged loser trying to resolve your mid-life crisis & recapture the glory days of your youth.

You should have  got  a  red sports  car instead. 

Something that you could put the top down on 

& drive around with your hair blowing in the warm breeze.

Oops!   Nevermind!   Sorry  about  that!
Forget about the hair blowing in the breeze part. 

You  don't  have  much  left.

You didn't go for the red sports car, instead you got a 
used  white  Mercedes -  Isn't  that  model  called 
"Cheap, Old Man"? Did you get white to match your 

pasty white complexion?

Erik Taylor Helps Hookers!

   HELLO!

You don't give 

hookers money 

to help them,
ERIK TAYLOR! 
You pay them to 
have sex with you!

Erik Taylor says he is " helping" hookers
when he gives them money.   But wait!
He's not just handing them money, no strings attached. There are plenty of strings attached!

The years of alcohol and drug use have taken their toll, so it's dicey as to whether Erik will 
be able to get his thang on...  If he does, he will
be on and off  faster  than you can say,
" Erik has to pay to get laid".   
Then  Erik expects them to listen to hours of 
his meth propelled non-stop rambling bullshit 
when time seems to stand still.

In what warped world does Erik live in?  How is 

Erik helping anyone but himself?  The hookers 

EARNED every cent and earned it the hard way.

It's  not  pleasant being in  the company of a
narcissistic sociopath like Erik Taylor.

FYI:

If  you  visit a hooker in  a  private  home in  

Sunnyvale -   you  might want to  check  the

closet  because  there  might  be  someone  

hiding  in  there,  watching  you,  while  he 

gets  his jollies.