Erik Taylor and His Mid-life Crisis

    

Hey,you on the Harley! Yes, you! Erik Taylor! 

Your mid life crisis is showing! You're a typical middle aged loser trying to resolve your mid-life crisis & recapture the glory days of your youth.

You should have  got  a  red sports  car instead. 

Something that you could put the top down on 

& drive around with your hair blowing in the warm breeze.

Oops!   Nevermind!   Sorry  about  that!
Forget about the hair blowing in the breeze part. 

You  don't  have  much  left.

You didn't go for the red sports car, instead you got a 
used  white  Mercedes -  Isn't  that  model  called 
"Cheap, Old Man"? Did you get white to match your 

pasty white complexion?